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P. Noun. The Artillery Tenor is one of The Three Tenors. Not only does he possess the ability of untouchability, and a literally endless supply of explosives, weapons, and projectiles, but this Tenor also possesses "The Pinky". With a simply growl and extension of his smallest finger, this Tenor can frighten anything into doing his bidding, including inanimate objects, stray molecules, people, and god himself. Like this other two Tenor colleagues, this Tenor is very attractive; However, his falsetto abilities pale in comparsion to his friends. Fortunately, he can still heel-click, but also not as well as the other members of The Three Tenors.
"The Artillery Tenor said "Grrr!" and extended his pinky. As soon as this happened, bolts of lightning crashed down around him, the land divided in two, and he strolled across it, care free and passive."
Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.
The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.
1. The tendency of most music, especially that of musical theater, to be written exclusively for or favoring tenors, thus discriminating against those who have lower ranges.
2. The tendency of tenors to inform baritones and bases that they have a superior vocal range as often as they are given the opportunity.
Tenor Privilege:
A tenor: I love these high notes! They're so easy for me! I'm glad all this music is this high!
Me, a struggling baritone: Check your privilege.
One that has taken tenacy in a building
Suite 105 has been tenorized by the tenant