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Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020


termitized

Wood that has been damaged by termites.

The wood on your shed is termitized.

by Dream 12-26 October 10, 2023


cocky termite

a girl that wants to fuck and suck any cocky that she sees that is available

person 1: bro I think Marcia likes me, she's always leaning on me and sitting close to me.

person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.

by miami vice December 3, 2019


Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022


termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.

bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed

by anus supreme June 4, 2022


Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022


Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021