when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.
"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"
Wood that has been damaged by termites.
The wood on your shed is termitized.
a girl that wants to fuck and suck any cocky that she sees that is available
person 1: bro I think Marcia likes me, she's always leaning on me and sitting close to me.
person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.
A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood
The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite
someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.
bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed
A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.
My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.
a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.
My wife wore her termite bathrobe.