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When a male attempts to stuff a lot of napkins up his asshole for sexual pleasure. A form of masturbation. Old men tend to use this method more than younger men. Occasionally this method is overused and the asshole tends to stretch and rip, causing a bleeding asshole.
My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
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A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
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super sexually charged up - I'm gonna jump you right now!
I got on Testosterone
A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.
Growing a beard and getting swole feel great thanks to testosterone!
A manly hormone that makes hard things feel good.
Growing a beard and lifting heavy crap never felt so good. Thanks testosterone!
Is that Testosterone?!
OH MY GOD THEY GOT THE TRANS JUICE