Random
Source Code
Random
That nasty shit you get because your broke ass can't afford a condom. Maybe if you pulled them airpods outta your ass you might learn that you're gonna die soon.
Me: Hey man, what do you want for dinner?
Friend: Sorry, I can't hear your broke ass with my airpods in.
Me: At least I could afford to not die from the common cold.
Friend: What the fuck'd you say? You tryna say I've got AIDS?
Me: Yeah, you dopey prick.
10👍 5👎
AIDS stands for Aquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome, and is a disease caused by the virus HIV. It can be transmitted sexually, or by injecting like blood to blood contact. It is way too stigmatized, probably because of the methods it is usually aquired. You can also be born with it.
Typical idiot American: I am scared I'm going to get AIDS because I went to Africa and held hands with some people, and shared drinks!
Other guy: Moron, you can not get AIDS that way.
95👍 97👎
Acquired Immune Deficincy Syndrome-A horrific disease that has killed so many innocence, although the Wesboro Baptist Church and other homophobes might not agree with this, not all HIV\AIDS victims are homosexuals (whoever believes that homosexuals are the only ones who get this for a reason like "God hates the gays" is an uneducated person with the Intelligence Quotient of around 5). AIDS is very common in the countries of Africa, and has also killed people such as Freddie Mercury. The disease is not given to someone like a simple cold, to obtain AIDS, you must either share someone's blood that carries AIDS,or have sexual intercourse with someone with AIDS. This is a popular mistake, for example, when Ryan White got AIDS and his school found out, he was immediately expelled.
Person no.1: Ewww!!!!! Ramón has AIDS!!!! I can't get close to that jesus-hating faggot!!!!
Me: Uhhh...Dude, just because he has AIDS doesn't mean you can catch it from just being around, this also doesn't mean he's gay, and there's nothing wrong with someone's sexual oreintation. You should know better than to someone like crap because of their indivisuality or health.
73👍 73👎
The fucking you get from the fucking you got.
Having unprotected sex with an hiv or aids carrier
470👍 556👎
An African Invention, created by a black man engaging in sex with a monkey..... I kid you not...Blacks are embarrassed by this fact so they, along with their liberal cohorts, claim aids was "created by the US government to wipe out blacks and gays". Blacks and gays have higher STD rates because of the lifestyles they are more prone to engage in, not anyone else's fault.
FACTS-
According to the 2000 Census, African Americans make up 12.3% of the population of the United States. However, they have accounted for 39% — more than 347,000 — of the more than 886,000 estimated AIDS cases diagnosed since the beginning of the epidemic. By the end of December 2002, more than 185,000 African Americans had died with AIDS.
For people diagnosed with AIDS since 1994, African Americans had the poorest survival rates of all racial and ethnic groups, with 55% surviving after 9 years compared to 61% of Hispanics, 64% of whites, and 69% of Asian/ Pacific Islanders.
In 2000, HIV/AIDS was among the top three causes of death for African-American men ages 25-54 and African-American women ages 35-44.2
AIDS in 2002:
African Americans accounted for about 21,000, or 50 percent, of the more than 42,000 estimated AIDS cases diagnosed among adults in the United States.
The AIDS diagnosis rate among African Americans was almost 11 times the rate among whites. African-American women had a 23 times greater diagnoses rate than white women. African- American men had almost a 9 times greater rate of AIDS diagnosis than white men.
Over 162,000 African Americans were living with AIDS in the United States. They accounted for 42% of all people in the United States living with AIDS.
The countries with the MOST cases of aids are the following-
SWAZILAND
LESOTHO
SOUTH AFRICA
ZIMBABWE
MALAWI
MOZAMBIQUE
ZAMBIA
As you may notice, they are ALL sub Saharan African countries
Q: what is aids
A: An HIV virus invented by sexually deviant black men, and is more prevalent among blacks, just like all STDS.
6👍 3👎
A point-based MMIRL game. Several players compete to get the most points by having unprotected sex and other stuff. The more points you have, the higher chance you have of winning various diseases.
Protected sex: 0 points
Unprotected sex with someone who's been tested: depends on the results of the test
Unprotected sex with someone you know: 2 point
Unprotected sex with a stranger: 5 points
Unprotected sex with strangers: 10 points
Multiply total score by 10x if you're gay
Let's play AIDS!
125👍 148👎
Alocohol Induced Drippy Shits
I got the AIDS this afternoon.
21👍 19👎