That's what she said

The most annoying joke that can turn anything you say into something dirty.
When saying it you're referring to something a girl could say in bed.

"It's so big!"
"That's what she said."
*sighs*

that's what she said

say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo:

person 1: where are you?! i'm losing without you!
person 2: shut up! i'm doing the boss without protection.
person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

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That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

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That's what she said

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.

Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

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that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

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that's what she said

buy that's what she said mugs, tshirts and magnetsThe most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."

"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

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That's what she said

Used as a double entendre implying a phrase was said by a female in a sexual manner.

I was in gym class and we were doing rock climbing. I'd just put my harness on and was adjusting it, but having some trouble. Then I put the rope on, tightened the harness, and it hurt. Without even thinking about it, I said to the boy standing next to me, "This hurts between my legs." That's what she said (TWSS)

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