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A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.
guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!
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A typical American car, idiots waste 60 thousand dollars to buy a car that will rust, and because the Yukon and Terrain look the same, people don't know what to call them.
Absolute waste of money, in every way.
The drivers usually are rich, cocky assholes who have 20 kids and have 6 screaming, whining babies in the back of the car, with the wife texting while driving, and the husband singing a lullaby to the crying babies.
Dave (Passenger): Fucking asshole, cutting us off like that, typical Yukon driver!
Greg (Driver: Ah, that's a Yukon DENALI!
No, wait, that's a Terrain Denali, or a regular old Terrain, or a regular old Yukon.
While the are driving behind the Yukon Terrain Denali, it suddenly stops in the middle of the highway.
Dave: (Puts window down) What the fuck is wrong with you?!
YTD Husband: Can you watch your mouth, my 6 babies are here!
Driver: (Puts window down) Fuck you and fuck your babies!
YTD Wife: I just got a call from my son at home, he is playing with his Yukon Denali toy!
YTD Husband: Oh that's wonderful, honey!
Driver: (Dials 911) Hello, police, yeah I'm near the underpass at Highway 54, and there is a woman on her phone, stopped in the middle of the road, licence plate number YTD-#1.
Police Dispatch: What is their vehicle?
Greg: A 2013 GMC Yukon Denali, or a GMC Yukon, or a
GMC Terrain or Terrain Denali, you can't miss it, it is a white with a yellow stripe in the middle.
Police Dispatch: We'll send a unit as soon as possible, sir.
5 Minutes Later, a police car showed up, and gave the wife a fine of 500$, when they handed her the fine, she gave it to her husband, and walked over to Greg and Dave's car, and flipped them off.
Greg: Fuck you, bitch!
This story was based on true events, along with a few things I added myself.
Yukon Terrain Denali (YTD)
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How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
How do I even begin to describe it …
Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !
Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in Fort Yukon . It’s toxic , or worse…don’t get pregnant!
A fence made out of used building materials such as pallets, pieces of railing, trees, and car doors... basically whatever you have lying around.
She was building a Yukon fence, but I doubt it'll hold that husky puppy once it's full grown.
When you nut into a cup, swirl it around, and throw it at your significant other’s face.
Person 1: I just gave my girl a Yukon Yahtzee and it made me feel like I was betting high stakes in blackjack.
Person 2: bagel
Silver or grey hair, but cooler
Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!