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1. The greatest president who ever lived. He freed the slaves and gave African Americans the freedom they deserve. He is a big reason why we now have a black president.
2. What a young boy's pubic area looks like after the pubic hair located above the shaft is shaved. The act is described as freeing the slaves (pubic hair) and once completed, the area resembles the image of Abraham Lincoln. It is important, however, to leave the scrotum untouched in order to retain the visual similarity.
While I was in the shower I took a razor to my pubes and when I was finished my genitals looked like Abraham Lincoln.
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The Real Abraham Lincoln first you take a gal and bring er out to a nice dinner. then, you suprise her with balcony seats to a nice show. During the second act, pull a gun on her, and shoot her, point blank, in the temple. then, fornicate with the wound, pulling out ONLY for ejaculation along her jaw line. then, shave her pubic hair, affixing it to said jaw line with the aforementioned semen as adhesive. named after our 16th president who was most well known for the emancipation proclamation, and in no way known for getting his bullet wound fucked by the guy that shot him, John Wilkes Booth.
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pete: sorry im late to our weekly poker gettogether. i had to shoot my former girlfriend in the head, fuck the hole, ejaculate on her face, shave her pubes, and make a beard out of the cummy hair.
rick: wait, you ABRAHAM LINCOLNED your former girlfriend????
pete: correctamundo!
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There are way too many idiots in this world that believes whatever textbooks say.
"One of the greatest presidents ever."
Abraham Lincoln is one of our worst presidents.
"Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery."
The Confederacy fought against Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus, first amendment rights, tenth amendment rights, unfair taxes and his alienating of the Southern states. There is nothing unconstitutional about secession. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say states can not secede. The Founding Fathers cherished liberty, not democracy. Also, Lincoln's beliefs on slavery were inconsistent, but his white supremacy was consistent.
"Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists."
Real patriots who fight against their oppressive governments don't give a shit about "political suicide". That's exactly what the Southern states did.
"Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day."
How is this excusable?
"It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual."
The Constitution is called THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND for a reason. You need to read the tenth amendment, which states: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." Since secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution, this little amendment that has been constantly ignored kicked in.
Abraham Lincoln's assassination was justified for acts of treason, lying after promising to uphold the Constitution, war crimes and being responsible for the slaughter of many innocent Americans for his own selfish political gains. The Confederacy were true patriots who fought for the document the Founding Fathers risked their lives for and followed their wisdom. Thomas Jefferson once said if we truly want freedom, there must be armed rebellion every twenty or so years to keep the government in check.
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America’s greatest vampire hunter.
I went to the Lincoln Memorial and I couldn’t find Dracula anywhere! Abraham Lincoln was a beast...
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When a male ejaculated on his partners face and then rips his puric hair off and smacks his partner in the face having the partner look like Abraham Lincoln
Yo bro I gave my girl a Abraham Lincoln last night
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as in stinkin, needing a shower
I'm Abraham Lincoln after chopping that wood
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Lincoln is not athletic, eats chips everyday,gets shot in the back of the head 04/15/1865 times. Is a wuss, has a small willy wonka. Never turns homework in, Loves black people. Ended slavery. GOD BLESS ABE
Abraham Lincoln is a MAN OF GOD
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