A slang term used among gay men to refer to other men who have been topped by the same dick.
And how are you two friends?
Oh, we hooked up with the same top seperately. We're anaconda brothers.
adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
A Canadian cartoon where the characters are made from actual black and white pictures of people, giving them gray skin which looks weird. The show is about a girl named Angela Anaconda (the characters are humans despite her last name) who in each episode has these weird fantasies about the mean girl at school, her teacher or her two weird older brothers getting injured or killed.
I watched Angela Anaconda today, and that show is so weird. Not to mention Angela’s voice sounds like Mandark after inhaling helium.
Getting pegged by a dominatrix while she rubs between your nuts.
"When I see my mistress, I always go in for the Alabama Anaconda. I'm always sore, but it's always worth it."
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draining the anaconda is another way of saying that you have to use the bathroom to urinate. you are draining youre bladder through your anaconda. The anaconda is for you to figure out. hopefully only applies to guys.
" Yo, get me another beer real quick."
"Nah man i gotta go drain the anaconda."
"Hey baby im feeling so hot right now... cmon let's go"
Uhhh shit, i have to go drain the anaconda.
*knocking on door*
"ONE SECOND, IM DRAINING THE ANACONDA!!!!"
Man:whats up!
Girl: your anaconda
Anaconda PEEKABOO!
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the sexual act of fucking on the beach, sticking your dick in the sand, then proceeding to fuck said bitch more.
"dude. she asked for a sandy anaconda, now the inside of her vag is all ripped up"
"what the fuck is wrong with you."