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Ejaculating on a woman's back and then putting your cigarette out in the semen.
I had no where to put out my cigarette, so i pulled out, jized on her back and gave her the ol' velvet ashtray.
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1. An Ashtray ass is considered to be an ass that is so large that, you would be able to set an ashtray on it while fucking a chick from behind.
2. The side view of a woman with an Ashtray ass would have a shelf type look to it. So as to rest an Ashtray on the top of it.
John: "That's a fucking Ashtray ass if I ever saw one!"
Dick: "Fuck yeah I tossed one on there last week when I was owning that ass!"
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(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."
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The word for your female sexual partner who you get sexual excitement from when you use her to extinguish cigarettes.
Ouch.
"I hold an image of the ashtray girl by the cigarette burns on my chest" - Placebo - This Picture
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A term coined for a penis that is much wider then proportion would typically allow. Named so due to being "flat and wide."
"You know, it's not all about length you dick."
"It won't help if you're hung like an ashtray."
"Dude, is that an ashtray in your pants or are you happy to see me?"
"This guy in the locker room was totally sporting an ashtray!"
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when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful butts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
"THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING PROMISELAND OF ASHTRAYS!"
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The phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot.
Tap Pavlov's ashtray and let's start a Safety Meeting.