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Twelve hours after I arrived in Tijuana, I had the Aztec two-step real bad.
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Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.
"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."
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The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
A group of about seven guys take off their clothes and form a big teepee or pyramid of sorts, everyone facing the inside. A young girl then strips down, and invades the pyramid. All the guys, while maintaining the pyramid, jerk off and ejaculate on the girl, who is now jumping around. The men then take knives and cut off their dicks, showering the girl in blood, semen, and dicks. An outsider, dressed only in a Spanish army helmet, comes in with a torch, and lights both the pyramid and the girl on fire.
Last night the track team did the Angry End of the Aztecs. I was the spaniard, and I'm the only one who survived.
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stuck up with know it all teachers that got shot up in 2017 cause they dont know how to defend themselves
boy: what school do you go to
girl: aztec high school
boy: isnt that the school that got shot up in 2017
girl: yup
This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah
I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.
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While having sexual intercourse grab your partners hips and slide her top half of the bed at a angle then pull out ejaculating down her stomic (if your girl is the right size the stream of semen will flow down her stomic and end up between her tits looking like a water slide)
I wouldnt kiss her stomic after i gave her that aztec water slide
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