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When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.
Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now
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The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.
"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."
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A loose doctor who writes prescriptions for whatever you want with no qualms. Also see "quack."
I heard this first on the Bill Maher show. It was in reference to Anna Nicole Smith's doctor.
Did you hear about the cocktail of prescription meds they found in Anna Nicole Smith?
Yeah, no wonder she was always so spun.
Her doctor was just a glorified bartender.
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A sentence people use to describe there ruff drunk sex with the bartender they just met at the bar.
Wise old man: So what did you do last night
Crazy Trash: Oh I just had the Bartender in the bedroom
Wise old man: You should not be doing that young one. Now get back in the trunk
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Where you have excess fat around your midsection because you drink everyday and sleep till 3pm not making it to a gym.
Is that a tire in her shirt?
"No bro she got bartender body "
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Where a bartender has dealt with so many drunken cock wombles that their face is permanently scowling
That barman has a serious resting bartender face. God knows who pissed him off
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