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To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.
''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''
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Definition 1:
A strip of leather with several small holes punctured through it at different intervals used around the waist to uphold trousers or shorts when loose.
Definition 2:
Daddy's favorite tool to use when you've been naughty.
Definition 1:
Person: Oh my trousers are falling down all the time
Friend: Why don't you buy a belt?
Person: Hmm...good idea
Definition 2:
Daddy: Son you have forsaken me for the last time
Son: Daddy please not the belt
Daddy: You must learn, BEND OVER
Son: DADDY NO
Daddy: The belt is coming off, this is what you get
*Son runs in fear as Daddy chases him with the belt*
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a cold beer, either a can or bottle
Uncle Bernie came over and he suggested we have a few belts on the porch.
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Belt is smth a mom or dad would use to punish their child
Dad: SON! HOW DARE YOU GET AN A+!
Mom: HE GOT AN A+!?!?!
Son: *Walks over to his parents* Mom, dad...
Dad: EXPLAIN WHY YOU GOT AN A+ AND NOT AN A++++++?!?!
Son: B-b-because...
Mom: *Gets the belt*
Son: T-th-the belt? *Cries intently*
Dad:*Takes belt and smacks son's bum*
Son: I'M GAY
Mom: Wtf?
Dad: Wth?
Big bro: Why tf?
Son: ...
A.) Describing someone so ugly, you would almost think that they might have been hit in the face with a belt very hard at a young age
B.) The past tense of Belt, which means to forcibly send something a distance
Jack: Did you see that new cheerleader?
Riley: Oh yeah! She was totally belted
Jack: Belted?
Riley: Yeah, like someone hit her in the face with a belt
Your girlfriend's voice rang throughout the house as she belted out in ecstacy, "Oh baby, smash that!!!!!"
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v. 1. To kill oneself with a belt via hanging.
Harry tried belting himself yesterday.
I'm going to belt myself.
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