The Butler did it..

The answer to every murder mystery

It's only logical that the butler did it.

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Nasty Butler

Sex in a public place, where one of the participants is wearing a suit and tie.

"Tompkins! Give me some Nasty Butler."
"In the vegetable aisle, madam? Certainly. Right away HNNNG"

Butler Bait

The term used to describe an underaged and attractive master of a butler. Such as Alois Trancy and Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji. This term is sometimes used by fans of Kuroshitsuji and Kuroshitsuji II.

Alois is totally butler bait to Claude.

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Gerard Butler

Incredible Scottish actor who can next be seen in Joel Schumacher's 'Phantom of the Opera'.
Can also be seen in Tomb Raider 2, Dracula 2000, and Dear Frankie.
Rocks the kilt better than any other Scottish actor.

There goes Gerry, rockin' the kilt.

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Malcolm Butler

To snatch victory in very near loss. Aim for the bushes. All, or nothing

I just Malcolm Butler'd the shit out of that!

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Austin Butler

An american actor who's starred on many things. Everyone who has ever laid eyes on him, specifically the female population, falls in head over heels for him. He is most recently playing the role of "Sebastian Kydd" in The Carrie Diaries. His love interest is Carrie Bradshaw. She is played by AnnaSophia Robb. Their ship name is Kyddshaw. Even though he is going out with Vanessa Hudgens in real life, Anna and Austin are the cutest TV couple and should be together in real life!

-Austin Butler is the best looking guy I've ever seen!
-I know! Have you seen him on The Carrie Diaries!

-Yes! AnnaSophia Robb is so lucky to get to kiss Austin Butler
-They should totally date in real life!

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Butlerized

To produce with great skill.

Oh my god, did you know that Robert and Kris butlerized the cookies, so now the taste is that of angel seaman.

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