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The best damn country ever! Huzzah for Medi-Care!
Canada kicks ass to a maximal degree.
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The largest French popupulation in the world not to surrender to the Germans.
"I met this really cool girl. She's a native speaker of French."
"And since you have German blood, her orgasm must come in two seconds?"
"No, she's French Canadian."
"Oh, French Canadian? Nevermind then."
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The second largest nation and the most forgotten about, to the point where he has become invisible. He still tries his best to have people remember him, though most of the time they think he is America.
"Who?"
"I'm Canada"
"Who?"
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One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of the world - even if the map is labelled. They only teach shooting and spitting in Texas schools. Bush failed both...always hitting his foot, again with both. Must have been the coke.
"Err, I dunno, is it Canada? The Kingdom of Spain? what the hell do you mean it isn't a Kingdom? East Germany? What wall? Who tore it down? Let's nuke'em ! " - George Bush Jr.
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The second largest land mass, though perhaps, (to my eternal shame,) one of the least defended. Great food, great beer, great living, great fun. We have, like any society, our share of problems...but for the most part, we keep them at home.
Canada is a country represented by diversity, acceptance...and a universal hatred for our politicians. (Just ASK one of us about the GST...just ASK....)
We're bigger and we're on top, if that was prison you'd be OUR *****
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Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.
Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.
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The country upstairs where not everybody hates you.
You're my boy America, you're my best friend and I mean it. Love Canada.
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