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A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.
See also Mechanic's Friend
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1.) The worst basketball team. Ever.
Not even Lebron James can get the Cavs to win a basketball game.
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The biggest joke in NBA history.
Dwight Howard: Kobe, tell me a joke
Kobe Bryant: Cleveland Cavaliers
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a team that sucks but will be good when james and miles get better
wait til cleveland get another good draft pic next year they will be near unstoppable if they keep their stars in a few years
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1.) A fan of the University of Virginia Cavaliers.
2.) A big dumbass who will never realize the futility of rooting for the Cavs.
3.) Loser
Did you see that Cav's fan last night on ESPN kill himself after another ridiculous comeback by (INSERT TEAM NAME).
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NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron
LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.
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the most worst car ever made. A problem compounder. A vortex of nothingness where paychecks go, never to be deposited. I firmly believe GM made this car to fuck peoples lives up. Once one problem is fixed another rears it's head.
Me- Cool, got my 1995 Chevy Cavalier fixed, gonna drive to tahoe for the weekend! SHWEET! *sits in car, inserts and turns key*
*wheels fall off*
*hood flies off for no apparent reason*
*all glass breaks*
*Engine fire*
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