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When you hotbox a car and let the smoke out of the sunroof
When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.
John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.
One who has no chin and a disproportionatly small triangular head on top of a long lanky body from montanna
I found that chimney face in the parking lot and invited him back into my house because i was tripping on acid, in retrospect that chimney face could have murdered us all
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The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".
Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney
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When having anal sex typically from the doggy style position, once a penis is removed the 'catcher' undergoes a potentially involuntary (but sometimes not) rectal contraction and a gaseous release occurs of the flatulent hitting directly into the nostrils of the 'pitcher'.
Bro 1: "Did you get lucky for your birthday last night?
Bro 2: "Well we went to my favorite Mexican restaurant, and she promised me I could hit the back door when we got home. But I didn't know I was getting a Himalayan Chimney as a surprise along with it."
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A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"
"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"
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A group of teenagers who often gather in the same place to smoke together.
Those goddamn chimney kids are out behind the Taco Bell again. Shouldn't they be at school?!