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A dump that stretches you so wide you need your ass sewn up to poop
properly again. The pain is often so bad you think you may lose
consciousness while on the can. A chiptle child x3.
"Bro, not only were you in the shitter forever but you are walking funny now", "DUDE I
had Chipotle Triplets ok!, give me a break! Now I need a wheel chair cause I cant walk, I should have had an epidural before I took that shit".
The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.
Noun. The new shape your chipotle burrito takes on when you take all the foil off early and it explodes into your bowl below, requiring you to use a fork or spoon to put all of the amazingness back onto the tortilla, and take the ends of the tortilla with your fingers to a point in the middle. When lifted by this point the tortilla resembles a diaper, and the ingredients falling out of the corners resembles fresh steaming baby feces.
Cameron: "Good job at taking the foil off your burrito too early Aaron."
Aaron: "Don't worry dude, when it all pours out I'll just make a Chipotle Diaper."
a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.
rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.
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A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.
Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.
3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos
in one's mind, and are far less desirable.
Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.
One who buys Chipotle for his friends.
"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"
"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"
Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?
a)a tough looking chap.
b)a term describing the difficulty of a task i.e. "that's well chipotle that is!"
"my mate 'ad a chipotle job yesterday"
"'ees well chipotle, 'im"
"Mike's more chipotle than dan"
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