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Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

201πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Software Company

A company that provides software to its costumers. In average software companies, the majority of employees is formed by programmers who provide the code to be compiled to the actual software product.

Microsoft is the most famous Software Company in the world.

by CodenameJoker November 6, 2013


text company

When someone is at a boring event/place and they want people text them in order to make that event/place a little more bearable.

Person 1: Ugh! I have to go my brothers stupid college graduation ceremony!
Person 2: Will you have your phone with you? I can keep you text company.
Person 1: Ok thanks a lot!

by MasterofXD January 20, 2009


The Company Smile

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina

Ever since those contractors gave Ryan β€œThe Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.

by GummyJizz August 17, 2018


lala company

An unethical, often tax evading, business run by family members. These businesses think short-term, expect profits on every transaction even if that means screwing the customer.

Lala companies treat their employees poorly, do not respect their time and don't compensate them well enough.

Bosses in such companies are insecure feudal lords, wreaking terror on their employees.

Prevalent all throughout India

Harry: Yo, I have an offer from Jatt Yamla Designs. Should I join?

Sica: Are you pagla, deewana? They are a lala company

(translation: Are you out of your fucking mind? They are a lala company)

by dogememer October 19, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


company man

one who is better described in terms of an organization than in terms of himself; one who has been successfully converted from a piece of humanity into a piece of technology.

stubblefield, that nihilist douche, fired you because he is a company man, and therefore has no involvement in the human social contract. god have mercy on our fucking souls; he is an argument against life.

by kagus christ December 3, 2004

103πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Three's company

Old sitcom starring JOHN RITTER.

Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

There's a lovely space that needs your face,

Three's Company, Too!

by larstait October 15, 2003

74πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž