cumbilical cord

The luscious semen stream connecting a post orgasm penis to the woman bits from whence it came.

In 1994, the longest recorded cumbilical cord was recorded by a man in Ohio ... and a woman in Kansas City. A limbo contest ensued.

Cord wooding

accumulating so much of something that it needs to be stacked

Reid and Jonny got so much pussy in Vegas they were cord wooding it.

cord thief

One who "mistakenly" takes USB and power cords from another person because they have misplaced their own.

Lanny - "Hey Dave, can I use your USB cord for your portable scanner?"

Dave - "Sure Lanny, but I want it back because I've heard that you are a cord thief."
Lanny - "You're a douche bag."

drop cord

write your discord user in the chat

lets talk, drop cord

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drop cord

Usually in robanging games on roblox people will tell you to "drop yo cord" when they wanna mic up or pack you.

Player1: "You az kid"
Player2: "Bet drop cord psy"
Player3: "Bet (DISCORD)#0001"

Both players proceed to loud mic eachother lol

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umbiblical cord

The connector from our Heavenly Father to any good Christian. Provides spiritual nourishment.

Without God's umbiblical cord, our lives are meaningless.

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Bumbilical Cord

When you go for a turd and the thing just won't break off, poo continues to grow in size without detachment.

Guy 1: I just had a huge bumbilical cord
Guy 2: oh man, how did you break it off?
Guy 1: I had to swing it till its own momentum broke it.
Guy 2: word.

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