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A popular dish in the ghettos, usually eaten by bloods
Blood #1: What are you eatin, homie?
Blood #2: Im dinin on some Fish n Crypts
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(1)when a person or situaltion is beyond pathetic and out of control.
(2)when a persons drug habit has reached messy proportions and their physical appearence has deteriorated to a near death level.
girl... i was down at the metadone clinic this morning and saw cece in line... girl when she turned to say hello, i barely recognized her. she looked tales from the crypt
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A Halloween-themed burger that comes with kale
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Kales From the Crypt Burger, you should try it!"
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Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
When your penis is very cold.
"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"
A fallow crypt is formed when a man's pubes are long enough to braid into a sock used to keep his penis warm.
Dude, my dick was getting cold so I grew out my pubes and made myself a fallow crypt.
A Youtuber that loves Kentucky Fried Chicken, his momma's barbecue, and an AMAZING VERSATILE ARTIST
Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN