cure

Something really disgusting, usually forced on someone who isn't in his or her right state of mind- shock, unconsciousness, blood-loss.

It usually involves urinating and sodomy, but it can broadly defined.

Help! This man is trying to cure me!!

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cure

Urinating in your partners anus while engaging in the act of anal sex.

"Last night I was totally wasted and some random cured me at the EV3 Bar."

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the cure

great band, wouldn't call them the GREATEST band ever but a very good band.

The Cure!!!!! not as good as NIRVANA but great.

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the death cure

The third book in the Maze Runner Series. Home to the infamous page 250

Fan: Oh, yeah, what book are you reading
Reader: The Death Cure
Fan: It’s a good book... I recommend skipping page 250
Reader: Why
Fan:(sobs hysterically)

the cure for life

death

person 1: whats the cure for life?
person 2: death

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Pretty Cure

Ah, Pretty Cure. The show that doesn't just tolerate fan favourites, it actively enforces them.

You call it "themed episodes", I call it "lore".

"Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Smile! Pretty Cure!"
"I have cherophobia."
..."SMILE FOR ME!"

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pretty cure

A magical girl anime that started with futari wa pretty cure in 2004. Since then, a new series has premiered every year, with only 2 of them, futari wa pretty cure max heart and yes! pretty cure 5 gogo, being continuations to other series. the basic outline for a precure series is that there is a kingdom in trouble, a creature of some sort (usually called a fairy, but pretty cure splash star called them spirits)needs to save their kingdom, and they transform ordinary middle/high schoolers into pretty cures. it is very popular in japan, but is hasn't gained much popularity in the west yet. two pretty cure series, smile pretty cure and doki doki pretty cure, were dubbed on netflix as glitter force. these dubs shit all over the original anime and disrespect the characters and story. futari wa got a slightly more respectful dub simply called pretty cure.

"anime fan": omg toei is so lazy i mean look at dragon ball it's way worse that punch man and that shit
intellectual: actually, toei made pretty cure, which is best anime, so you're wrong.

"anime fan": sailor moon and madoka are soo good i wish there were more magical girl anime
intellectual: *jumps off cliff*

7 year old: omg i love glitter force!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
intellectual: hey kid you realize that glitter force is a mess right? watch smile precure fool

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