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dodo

what little wog? kids call their vaginas at a young age.

"mum, why do we call it a dodo?"

by Chantal (channy/tal) July 30, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dodo

the coolest girl ever!!!! haha she makes me laugh like every day and she if so fun. crazy. but fun. i have known her for forever and she is AMAZING!!! u mite cone across a dodo once in your life. there are not many people like her. haha she loves to have fun and has crazy ideas and a little secret........concerning a good friend of mine. chompie. haha maybe she will tell you about him if u get to know her well enough. until then i will leave u in suspense... hahaha she has CRAZZYYY hair. king James as it is commonly called. it is a bit unruly and she is thinking about getting it thinned out. don't tell her but i secretly hope she wont bc it is her trademark. we love watching crazy movies like norbit. bahahaha omg we have so much fun. i can't wait to use my wild fling!!! we are working on finding her a man bc she is amazing and totally deserves a killer dude. doesnt she sound appealing???? haha shes mine!!! hands off!! haha for now anyway until we fine the prefect guy for my darling Do.
she is crazy like a lion in a donut eating contest. her beauty outshines the heat lamps bubbling heat lamps, sizzling the 12 month olde pizza in the EDS cafeteria.
her laugh is infectious. we have crazy laughing sessions for like hours on end and cry bc our sides hurt so much from the intense laughing.
on our 9th grade trip to saint simons with APDS she has this hust pimple on the veeerryyy tip of her nose. hahahaha she has to b like really careful about getting it wet because she would wash off the 26.7 tons of concealer that she had mounded upon it the morning prior to the "beach excursion" haha. she affectionately named it "the cherry" haha
everyday at APDS, ea sanamtha dodo and i all go to our "secret hideout" and eat lunce together. haha i would tell u where it is but then i would have to kill u.......hahaha we have sooo much fun together. making movies in which we pretend to be clolos (aka mexican gangsters for those of you who are not familiar with that term and have no affections for fat joe) retards, and german hobos, baking diformed cookies, and just being crazy all the time.
here at the fine establishment of augusta preparatory day school, do and i are on the cheerleading squad (i hate that word) some of our lovley goals of this squad are to do absolutely nothing at practice while we talk about guys and our love lives and sheer as little as possible for our heinous bball teams. we wear cute uniforms and thats about it.we are all secretly lesbians even though we may appear to be regular.hahahahahahahaha no rite now i have a boyfriend........he does not no. we are still in the closet....bahahahahahaha jkjk my secert lovers include DODO!!! shes number1.jackie is a close second followed by catherine, brianne, tiz(secretly a girl), caroline, taylor, am, lyndsey. but none of them have competition with. she accedes all the criteria with her impeccable style and southern home charm ahhahah
all of our glory days were at eds. ahh man the clique 5 had sooo much fun dang. good times, good times, i don't have room on the measly definition to express my feelings.
I LOVE U DODO AND I ALWAYS WILL!!!!

dodo is amazing, she rocks my world

by Aubrey Burnside January 7, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodoโ€™s conundrum

When you have the means to do something but still canโ€™t do it. A dodo bird has wings but could not fly. Some would also describe this as not understanding why you canโ€™t achieve a particular goal.

Giuseppe: I have done all the homework and been listening in class and gone to tutoring but i still canโ€™t seem to pass the class
Amy: Wow it sounds like youโ€™re facing the dodoโ€™s conundrum

by brosifer November 15, 2019

36๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


gooseman dodo

1. noun: a book name in Shatin Pui Ying College

2. adjective: to describe a person or a book that is so lame, nonsense and gay. Or in other words, talking bull crap.

3. verb: someone or something is better than the other one, or get better rewards.

1: Gooseman Dodo is such a good book to read

2a: Wow, that drunk emo is such a gooseman dodo running after a firetruck like a sissy girl.

2b: That magazine is a gooseman dodo, it talks about just gay stuff.

3. Hey, Nigahiga is totally goosemaning the dodos than Peter Chao's.

by Valocko October 28, 2010

39๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you donโ€™t need all three pairs of pants on; youโ€™re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019


Dodo Stick

A thick blunt of highly potent marijuana that is wrapped really tightly.

I smoked this fat-ass dodo stick and got lit as fuck!

by TReq March 8, 2012

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


you dodo

Dodos are so inexplicably stupid that the whole species is now extinct. Sometimes your friends too are this stupid and say stupid shit.

So you go "you dodo" to capture the fact that what they said was as stupid as a dodo causing their own extinction event.

Sam : 1+1 is 11 hahahaha
Duck : You dodo.

by sssbkb April 16, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž