Duking

The act of putting one’s finger in one’s mouth, removing it, dipping it into a packet of sherbet and then immediately putting it into your own arse

“I tried duking last night while I was jerking off”
“How was it?”
“Fizzy”

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Duke

A university that is inferior to Maryland. Go Terrapins.

Maryland beat Duke in the ACC championship game this year.

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Duke

1. the finest institution of higher education in the world.

2. the undisputed greatest college basketball team, coached by god (aka mike krzyzewski).

Duke's basketball team made UNC cry by beating the hell out of them in Cameron Indoor Stadium.

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duke

1. to place one's male reproductive organ inside of a woman's anus in such a way resembling the style of sexual intercoarse carried out by breeds of dogs
2 to butt-fuck

"My penis has been aching ever since I duked your overweight mother last week."

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dukes

slang term for Daisy Dukes, short shorts that accentuate a girl's booty

Adina Howard can be seen in them in her "Freak Like Me" video and female rap artists will make reference to them:

"You know I'm goin' be on 6-1 with Dukes on, yeah I'm doo-doo brown..." -Jacki-O (Dade County Clap)

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Duke

The Best medical college in the south and east of the Mississippi. Has one of the best coach in the world (coach K). Founded by tobacco farmers. Tuition is about $40,000. School for the rich and the really intelligent. A private school. has the biggest rivalry in all of sports history with UNC. Also, contains the best Hospital in the southeast. Has National Titles in mens basketball in 91', 92' and in 01'. Definetly a school for the ones who want to succeed in life.

James: Do u go to Duke?
Alfred: Yes i do
James: U must be really rich and smart.
Alfred: Well i drive a Ferrari and got a 1600 on the old SAT.
James: Well ur at the right school.

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Duke

The best basketball team of all time.

"Are you a UNC fan?"
"Hell naw, I'm a Duke fan."

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