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Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"
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Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous
name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!
name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though
name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*
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Without a doubt the coolest person in the world. Incredibly sexy, awesome hair, smells great, super friendly, and awesome. He is the man you want to meet and you can find him on myspace. Evan loves everyone.
Girl 1: " So describe what he was like!"
Girl 2: " He was so Evan, it was amazing."
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I have a best friend named Evan. He's kind and loyal and such an amazing person. He will and does take your side whenever it is wrong, or right. I told myself multiple times that I didn't like him but of course I always lied. You will wish you spend all of your time with an Evan because all they make you do is laugh, and cry, and laugh again. They're their whenever you need them. Sometimes if you contact them and say your sad, it's like their right next to you. In my hardest, darkest times, an Evan helped me get through them. So, get yourself an Evan.
"Thank you Evan."
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One that is pro or professional. Sometimes someone that is "gudo" and many noobs look up to him
He is Evans
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1. To be lit beyond contemplation
2. The best, most good looking guy in the class
That Evan is the littest dude EVER!
Evan ur so lit.
Here evan have some free stuff.
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Evan is the cutest boy alive. He is adorable and a total hottie. Being with Evan is the best thing ever. His kisses and hugs are to die for and he loves to cuddle. He's the perfect lover. Too bad he already has a girlfriend. No kisses for you biatch.
Girl number 1: Damnnnn! Check out that guy, he's so fine.
Girl number 2: I know girl, his name is Evan. He's such a sexbomb. Apparently he's dating that girl, Alex.
Girl number 1: What a bitch, I'm sooo jealous.
Friend: So how is it going with Evan?
Alex: It's perfect, everything is great. I am madly in love with him, he is so cute.
Friend: Aww that's nice, hopefully you guys stay together forever cause you two look adorable together.
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