Outlook Express

A popular euphemism for the most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. See Outhouse Express for the correct term.

When I installed SP2, Outlook Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.

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shoelace express

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

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orient express

The number 7 subway train in New York City. Called this due to its large number of asian passengers.

Lets take the orient express!

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Congo Express

Term used to describe methods of mass transit where a vast majority of the riders/passengers are african americans.

"Hey, wanna take the train to the ball game?"

"I'm not taking the congo express. We'll take a cab."

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Panda Express

The worlds premier multi-national dining experience: Americanized Chinese food served to you by Mexicans.

Welcome to Panda Express. What entre would you like? Orange Chicken. Si Senor.

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Jihad Express

A radical muslim airlines.

The employees from Jihad express are very unethical concerning their methods.

Reebok Express

When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home

Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight