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The Most Beautiful, amazing, sexually attractive, smart, funny, and all round perfect girl in the world. commonly known as tam
Wouldn't you just love to fuck tamara ferguson.
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the best guy you will ever meet in your life. sweet, caring, hilariously funny, and so honest; i could talk with him all day, every day. he's just so adorable. he can be a man-whore, and can't make up his mind when it comes to girls. but if you ever get the chance to be good friends with him, its amazing. just be careful, because there's no way you won't eventually fall in love with him.
Just an amazing guy named Brett Ferguson.
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Dayum, look at Wyatt Ferguson committing arson on a federal building
When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.
Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"
(1) A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.
Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."
... later on ...
*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*
Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."
(2) Rob B., Mike F., Bradd G., Mike G., Boris F.
"I can't believe he acted like that, he was a true Turd Ferguson last night."
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An avid reader, good at drawing and good at writing. But most importantly she has won the world's best cousin award for 14 years in a row and she is very good at remembering. Also a very good source for the names of books she has previously read if you need to recommend a book to someone, just give her a call
*ring *ring
"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"