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You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.
Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.
You shove a candle in a girl's vagina and fill her ass with a flammable substance such as gasoline or kerosene. You then light the candle and stand back (this part is very important.) She shoots the gas out of her ass, causing a huge flame to shoot out.
We were bored last night so ma lit up a Tuscaloosa flamethrower to liven things up.
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a nuclear explosion breathing down your back, when it feels like you're brain is burning, so much so that you no longer care about littering, or whether you live or die., but only about singing
well I don't care about litter
and i don't care if i die
(well all I care about's singin)
I got a flamethrower love!
honey can't ya see?
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Defecating after eating a habanero pepper and consuming a large quantity of dairy products when you are lactose intolerant.
"Why did you drink that much milk dude! You're lactose intolerant"
"Because the pepper was hot as fuck man!"
"Well you have fun with the gamma ray flamethrower on the toilet in a few hours"
When a man of African-American descent takes 4 aspirin and uses tabasco sauce (or in some instances barbeque sauce) as a lubricant for masturbation. Traditionally, if barbeque sauce is used, the barbeque sauce given in packets at McDonalds restaurants are preffered.
A Black Guy Flamethrower is a very hard task to accomplish, and is often a point of pride for those who achieve it.
"Hey, homie, I just gave myself a black guy flamethrower..."
"Really?!"
"Oh yeah, it burned like a mo'fo'..."
"We should tell Bernie! This is so exciting!"
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The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
A bad kid with a flamethrower is a kid who has not been disciplineproperly and now randomly owns a flamethrower.
You might see images of him on the internet but its nothing new. If you find one, you may want to stay back before its too late and you get burned like hell. So don't be a bad kid. Or you'll end up with a flamethrower that activates whenever u move.
oh no its a bad kid with flamethrower runnnn