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Garfielding

The act of two consenting adults pressing their buttholes together so as to achieve sexual release.

Named for the similarity to the suction cups on the paws of toy Garfield dolls which attached to car windows.

Look at those two people Garfielding like a couple of freaks!

by Y-Fronto, Lord of June 30, 2017

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garfield

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004

42๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garfielding

The look on one's face after taking a substantial amount of Ecstasy, as the eye lids droop down to exactly the midway point on the eyeball, making the Ecstasy user closely resemble the Garfield cartoon character.

Hey, check out that guy on the dancefloor! He's rolling so hard he's fucking Garfielding!

by Meathammer July 15, 2014

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garfield

Entirely inferior to Heathcliff and Marmaduke.

Garfield is a tired-out sack of shit about a fucking obese cat who eats all the food in the house and is probably from Boston. His owner's ambiguously gay and strangely attractive.

by AflacJack January 18, 2005

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Garfield

Munching on a Garfield(massive) sized amount of food after participating in the act of smoking marijuana.

I just went and Garfielded after that fat sesh.
Lets garfield after this bowl bro-hah.

by SETARIP23 June 6, 2011

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Garfield

the cat who i relate to the most

me: man why can't i just be garfield
friend: idk man I agree
me: *cri*
friend: *cri*

by peterpumpkinyeeter August 19, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Garfield

G O D

GAY BOI :WHO THE HELL IS GARFIELD

INTELLECTUAL : G O D

by Bigbadbully October 8, 2018