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A mixture of champagne and Valium. Coined by Lady Gaga on the Tonight Show on February 14, 2011.
When Lady Gaga fell in Heathrow Airport while wearing ridiculously large heels, people might have suspected she had too much of the Judy Garland cocktail.
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(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
Marshall to drunk girl: "and do I look like a married man?"
Drunk girl with panties showing: "Yeah, you look like the married guy"
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a beautiful amazing perfect girl names Dixie Day Orozco Garland very sexy most sexy girl in the universe mind melting she is legend the only one of her kind there is no way to fully describe her yet for she is that perfect it hurts people till this day still speak of her as a the most perfect sexy girl to set foot on earth some say she is a god i say legendary godess that's mine belongs to i scott garland ALLL MINE!
Dixie Day Orozco Garland is legend THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
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Creator of small but hilarious Facebook groups
Alpha female and nemesis of Ponty boys with 23" biceps
See that Sue Garland, she's got bigger balls than old DC from Ponty