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when someone claims to know everything about vaping.
like hey nice micro coil ade, yeah no worries mr abrook mv showed me what a dripper was after I'd vaped for 10 years oh so glad im a vape guru
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one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
i once knew the gooch guru of all things sexual; quite informative but not too akweird.
Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have
Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The Commodore AMIGA version of the "Blue Screen of Death". An error screen displayed on the AMIGA for which a reboot is the only recovery.
I was just about to save my file when the computer gurud and I had to reboot.
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Someone that lives, breathes, and embodies technology. Basically their world revolves around tech and the latest innovations in the ever so fast-paced world of consumer electronics. A tech guru knows anything and everything imaginable about technology and you are hopeless if you think you know more than these illustrious men or women.
Dang, I asked Daryl which iPhone was the best and he started telling me how Apple is stagnant and recommended some weird Hawaii device or something. What a tech guru!
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