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Haggis

Accidental anal discharge, occuring during Rusty Bagpipes.

Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty, but she got a little Haggis too.

by PhilMcCrackin October 8, 2008

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Batty Haggis

A person who is from scotland and is gay.
Batty as in gay and Haggis is a scottish food, which is an animal's stomach filled with animal blood, kidney, liver etc...

Person 1 - Blah, blah.....
Person 2 - Shut up you Batty Haggis!.....

by Mimi* March 15, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haggis Rail

A skinny-fat guy in scotland, preferably wearing a kilt. Like a haggis hung in the middle of a thin rail. Skinny arms and legs, kilt, big beer gut.

Aye Hamish, ye better lay off the ale, I ken yer startin' ta look a bit like a haggis rail, ya grinchy bastard.

by Scumwaffle September 29, 2010


Aladdin's Haggis

A lemmon-shaped meat-filled take-out food from Aladdin's on Crown Street in New Haven, CT

Last night I eat three Aladdin's Haggis, and now my arse is killing me.

by Hairy MacFat June 6, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


haggis mule

An imaginary animal that is seen by special types of down syndrome children. The haggis mule has been reported to capture bald men and eat them in their caves.

Oh my god! Christopher Boone just saw Jivov get eaten by a haggis mule!

by The king of hagrid May 27, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Haggis face

When a scotsman ejaculates and then vomits on a woman's face creating a mixture that resembles haggis.

Mr. Macscotsman gave me a haggis face last night, I was so pissed.

by The flying scotsman December 7, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


shag the haggis

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016