Heath Ledger

28 Year actor who died 1/22/07, once i heard this me and my friend made up some Heath Ledger Jokes, please enjoy

Friend: Dude work is such a drag, i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.

Me: It sucks getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead

Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger

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Heath Ledger

Recent dead actor. Pills take another.

B.I.H. Heath Ledger. What a tool.

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heath ledgered

Taking a cocktail of pills with or without booze to get high.

I heath ledgered it last night with a couple xanax and a vicodin before downing 5 martinis.

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Pull a Heath Ledger

Becoming the best in a job where everyone expected you to fail.

Comes from the fact that Heath Ledger was universally panned when casted as Joker and ended up giving the most memorable performance for the character until Joaquin Phoenix matched it.

Robert Pattinson is gonna suck as Batman.
Dude, I still expect him to pull a Heath Ledger.

heath ledger

Pertaining to medication. More or less along the lines of 'pills' in-general. Could be any form of name brand drug used for headaches, minor fevers, minor or major anything you can get symptoms for.

ie. Ibuprofen/Aspirin, Advil, Bayer, TUMS etc..

Barry: I've got a massive headache my friend, got anything for me?

Larry: OH YEAH BROTHER! Take a few heath ledgers in the medicine cabinet. It should do you right up! No-pun intended BROTHER!

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Heath Ledger Sex

In the midst of doggystyle sex with your partner, the man slowly reaches around and playfully sticks a finger in his ladies mouth. At the last second he puts a finger from his other hand into the other side of her mouth. Give her the devils inch and then pull back as hard as possible on the creases of her lips (creating a joker inspired smile). Whisper to her in a heath ledger voice "Why So Serious?"

1: Best sex ever last night!
2: What was so great about it?

1: I had Heath Ledger Sex.... things got pretty serious.

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Heath Ledger smile

Going down on a women who's on the rag.

Hey! Nice costume.

No, i just showed your mom my Heath Ledger smile

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