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When a guy is perfectly straight but acts gay with the boys as a joke
"Yeah man I told my girlfriend I was a homiesexual when I tucked in my homie and gave him a goodnight kiss and she was totally fine with it"
It’s when you and your guy friends pretend to be gay but you’re not and it’s just to create laughs and jokes
Parker you’re looking smexy ahahahaha #homiesexual
It’s a sexuality where homies kiss or be sus with eachother because it’s the homies.
Person1: ayy bruh can I get a goodnight kiss
Person2: nah bro that’s gay I ain’t gay
Person1:nah cause it’s homiesexual
A lifestyle for the homies with love but it’s not gay because it’s the homies and the homies must have socks on or else it’s gay
Person1: hey bruh you looking cute today
Person2: what’s wrong with you ur gay
Person1: nah it’s homiesexual and I have socks on
Person2:oh thanks you looking mad scrumptious if I do say so myself
"Gay for the homies, straight for the ladies"
Nah, I'm not gay, i'm just homiesexual.
If a Homosexual act is performed with your homies, it is not gay, it is Homiesexual.
Homie1: Hey bro you wanna suck my cock?
Homie2: Yeah bruv, but remember, this ain't gay, it's homiesexual
Where two homies are allowed to conduct themselves in mannerisms which would explicitly consider them as gay in a regular scenario.
The Methodology of acting Homiesexual has changed over the years, and was initially created as a means for two of more Homies, to be able to interact with each other on a personal level, whilst showcasing that they are relatively straight to those around them, even though most already knew them as "straight".
Made by Homies for the Homies, however it isn't limited to a gender as other genders such as the rare female homies can also be seen, however most regular homies will never see them, as it must be noted that to conduct the act of homiesexual, the homies must be of the same gender as other wise it is not homiesexual, just regular sexual.
The methods to becoming homiesexual are simple, first become a homie, next find another who can join you in this, or if not possible search up on wiki on steps to getting a homie. Once you have acquired a homie try and act a little homie sexual with them, if they reciprocate you actions you can escalate your actions. However if they refuse you have the choose of leaving the homie and finding a new one (dick move btw), or you can tone down your actions and slowly convert them being homiesexual homie.
It can also be considered a sexuality or persona, however is looked down by all who stand on the council of Homies as it such a conduct is considered borderline gay, or the closely related work homosexual.
Homie 2: Dude did you jerk Darren off last week?
Homie 1: Nah Bro, we good, I was just showcasing our homiesexual bond.
Homie 2: Oh, That's all goods then.