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Shortened version of the full phrase, “To make the impossible, possible.”
An action or words spoken at a key moment that makes all the difference between success or failure.
Master shows apprentice how to use a tool: “if you hold it like this, you make the impossible...”
when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.
Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!
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When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex
"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"
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the sudden realisation that it would be impossible to make it to the intermission of some kind of theatrical production
within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
During sexual intercourse, the female lies face down on the bed while the man repels by rope from the ceiling to hit it from behind.
Employee: "What's all that rope for?"
Guy: " I'm planning to Mission Impossible tonight."
Employee: *blankly stares*
Guy: *starts humming the Mission Impossible theme*
When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.
Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.
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To not be unable to get to someone or thing
Impossible Love, I just can't get to you; Impossible Love, I'm so tangled up in blue.
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