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A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
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it's jason bourne
Jesus Christ, it's jason bourne
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Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
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A lame guy who is against LGBT but at the same time he has strong gay tendencies
He thinks he has no physical father
Because his mother is sadly a prostitute for bad conditions of miserable life
Jesus Christ: Hey i wanna be a messiah who is my father btw
Mary: I dont remember that day probably i am raper by a group but once i was a virgin because i serve anal and oral intercourse to my customers. Where is my birth control pills?
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Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.
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Jesus Christ
My Lord and Saviour. The Son of God who was sacrificed for our sins, so we could have and opportunity to have everlasting life in Heaven. He loves ou so much...more than anyone in this world. A friend to the friendless, a father to the fatherless, a healer for the sick. He will never give up on you. He loves you more than you could ever comprehend. He is forgiving and merciful. He will NEVER EVER give up on you, even when you want to give up on yourself.
You may wonder, " How can a loving God allow bad thing to happen?" But these thing happen to mold us and make us according to His plan. He loves you so much, no matter what you do. NOTHING CAN SEPARATE YOU FROM THE LOVE OF GOD! NOT EVEN SATAN HIMSELF!
REMEMBER: God unconditionally loves the sinner, but hates the sin.
Won't you love the One who loves you the most?
Guy 1: Have you heard about Jesus Christ?
Guy 2: Of course, He's my best friend dude!
Guy 1: No way! SAME!
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Is the LORD. And He is the only begotten Son of GOD. He died on the cross to forgive us of our sins. And He rose from the dead three days later. And He now sits at the right hand of GOD the Father. And He loves you very very much because you were with Him from the beginning.
Jesus Christ is the LORD...
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