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johnsoned

When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.

Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.

The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.

by Indefinido December 15, 2006

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Johnson

1.A person who is an asshole
2.A big dick

Kid 1: That is the dumbest shirt I've ever seen!
Kid 2: Stop being such a Johnson!

by Buffalo Johnson September 16, 2012

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Johnson

Johnson- a lie

If you tell a johnson in Parliament you should resign

by Truthmonger April 12, 2022

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Johnsoning

The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.

Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.

by Ronald McDonald69 May 21, 2013

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dwayne johnsons johnson

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's genitals

"Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""

by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022


Johnson

a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.

"I don't want to get shot by these johnsons"

by dohc November 3, 2006

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Johnson

Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.

" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson

by WhatsInAName??? June 7, 2010

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