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A large Chubacca looking person that is a completely un-organized mess,They ten to have careers in HILO driving and sticker making as well.
That guy at Costco who knocked over all the carts in the Hilo looked like such A JON
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A gay fag, sex-crazed, perverted fucking bitch. Is obsessed with awful memes, jerking off to incest porn, his bisexual friends, and not shutting the hell up. Jon has pale skin and always has so much acne.
This boy is a fuckboy fag, he must be Jon!
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COMPLETE MAN WHORE!
if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you.
and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee.
Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.
Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon?
Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him.
Cheyenne: I know right!
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A true failure. Anyone named Jon was obviously a disappointment to their father, as he left out the “h.” Jon never achieves anything noteworthy, leaves girlfriends for no good reason, and sleeps on the floor like an animal. The gold standard in shitty human beings.
“Yo, did that guy just shit himself?”
“Yeah, he’s such a Jon.”
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A completely shady person, who will try and pass himself off as spiritual, but will turn on you quicker than the devil himself.
That guy talks out of both sides of his mouth, he must be a Jon.
dick, asshole, prick
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passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome
Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.
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A socially inept log or stick carrying young hooligan.
Jon, Jon^, Furret (refer to dictionary for more information).
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