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Generation juicebox

The worthless generation born after 1982 also known as "echo boomers' and "gen Y". Their mommies had their juiceboxes and snacks ready for them after every soccer game and thus they're known as Generation Juicebox. They're easily spotted as they have the lifeless, lazy, everything bores me look in their eyes.

Man, I hope Al Qaeda doesn't start WWIII, generation juicebox will get us all killed!

by JohnnyOC August 07, 2006


juicebox motherfucker

An endearing term for a friend one has had since the formative years; someone one may have shared a moment while each enjoyed a juicebox, such as during their preschool snack, or perhaps while on a play date.

Man, my boy Olin and I are straight juicebox motherfuckers. Been sippin' grape flavored drinks since the day that poop was the worst word on the list.

by JohnSerious March 06, 2012


juicebox hero

a glorified kid, usually under the age of 13.
(origin-little kids drink from juiceboxes.)

A kid is at the playground and can push the tire swing harder than the other kids and run the fastest, throw the ball the hardest, etc. He/she is a juicebox hero.

by amityvillehorror August 02, 2009


Adult Juicebox

The act of punching a straw through a fifth of alcohol and sipping it as if it were a juice box. Works best if the adult has childlike mentality and a casual drinking problem.

Feeling left out of the children's table as they all got juiceboxes, Nick proceeded to create his own Adult Juicebox to fit in.

by GroveStreetElite January 19, 2013


Juicebox Mafia

Young liberal bloggers who are insufficiently deferential to Israel's Likud party or its agents within the United States. Generally recognized members include Matthew Yglesias, Ezra Klein, and Spencer Ackerman.

The Juicebox Mafia thinks that Israel's operations in Gaza were a failure. They're self-hating juice!

by grebmorts April 19, 2009


Colossal juicebox

Giant douchebag

Dan was cool at first, but he turned into a Colossal Juicebox

by Unity Boom April 21, 2022


Corinth Juicebox

A Corinth juicebox is when a man pees into a woman’s vagina, then proceeds to put a straw into it and sip it up like a juicebox

Dude, kody did her a Corinth juicebox

by Wheresmyoreo719 July 10, 2020