junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

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junk

male private parts

on a dating website. I was asked for a pic of my junk

junk

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

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Junk

Vicodin, Percoset, Oxycontin crushed up and snorted up the nose.

"Hey, you got any junk?" "You know what we need? SOME JUNK" "That guitarist was so fucked up on junk last night it looked like his prostate was about the size of a grapefruit"

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junk

a mix if jazz and punk

"That junk music wasnt too bad.."
"What? If its junk then how is it any good?"
"You dipshit! Learn your lingo..."

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junk

1. rubbish, trash

2. penis

2. Penis, as demonstrated by SNL
1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box
"and thats the way you do it! It's my dick in a box!"

The best christmas gift ever, many thanks to SNL

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Junked

When Urban Dictionary editors reject your definition despite there being thousands of way worse definitions on Urban Dictionary.

Hey man, I went to put some awesome definitions on Urban dictionary and I got junked.

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