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-Cher 2.0
but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
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A highly non-attractive, attention-sick and controversial man/woman, romoured to be one of the best of his/her generation when it comes to entertaining the male precker of his/her species. There has been many a debate concerning her/his name, where some argue that (s)he got her name whilst convincing a musical director to attribute her a musical contract, where other, on the other hand, are quite persistant in their opinion that (s)he had been reknown by the pseudonym "Lady Gaga" by his/her friends and family for years.
A great amount of people have suggested that her name, "Gaga", is the only sound (s)he is able to create successfully. The followers of this doctrine ofter refer to her songs as proof of their claim. This thesis is believed to conspier from the popular phenomen "Pocket Monsters", where the "Pokémon" usually only are able to pronounce their own name in different tones and articulations. The supporters of Gaga, on the other hand, are steadfast in their belief that this is not the only sound she can make, but only the sound heard by the people that have met him/her. This hypothesis is yet to be recognized officially, as proof is yet to be published.
Music Director: Ahhh, that feels so good! Take it deeper!
Tranny: Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga! Ga!
Music Director: Looks like you got yourself a contract! What do you want to be called? And don't stop yet.
Tranny: ...ga-ga-ga-ga
Music Director: Lady Gaga it is!
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For some reason, is a popular American pop star. Not much to say, she uses techno beats and auto tunes her voice. Rumor has it that she was once a man, which regardless she is hidious looking without her makeup/photoshopped images. Always wears glasses that cover 40% of her ugly ass face. Her songs have no talent to them and consist of simplistic "I-could-have-thought-of-that" lyrics.
*Turns on radio*
What the fuck!? That's the third time I heard Poker Face this hour. Fuck you Lady Gaga!
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Someone who for all intent and purpose uses re-hashed shock tactics and an abhorrent sense of style to sate her attention mongering/whoring ways, and bring her the fame she so desperately wants.
Dipstick 1: Look at Lady Gaga! She's worn a bird-nest on her face, a red get-up that covered her face(which she only had to take off to even speak, which entirely denotes the premise of form and function, but then again it never had any 'form' to begin with), and an entire outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs!
Dipstick 2: Wow! I don't get it, and am slightly shocked by it, so she MUST be some sort of eccentric genius!
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The process of unexplainably losing all of your musical talent.
Josh: Welcome back Mike! Ready to record another song?
Mike: I'm sorry, Josh...I've just Lady GaGa'd...
Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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1. A fugly demon who has been sent by Satan to suck the tiny bit of remaining life out of the near-dead music industry.
2. A talentless bimbo who will be forgotten once her fans hit puberty and devolp real taste in music.
3. A person who teaches young girls that dressing as an 'eccentric' whore, riding 'discos sticks', getting enebriated and having sex with whoever will take you is a good lifestyle choice.
Lady Gaga. Enough said.
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v. when an individual sneezes and defecates in their trousers simultaneously. Past Tense: Lady GaGa'd
n. a simultaneous sneeze and accidental defecation.
v. I was in line for tickets when I Lady Gaga'd. I'll never eat mexican food again.
n. I think Pam just let a Lady Gaga slip.
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