Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.

Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

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at least a nigga wore polo

It is a statement to use in any scenario possible. Can be used as a positive reinforcer or to provide an explanation of something.

" Bro I just failed my midterm and I dont think I'ma pass this class "
" At least a nigga wore Polo "

Example 2:

" Bro what is the mass of the sun?"
" Idk bro, but at least a nigga wore polo"

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If worse comes to least

Acknowledging that even the worst-case scenario isn't that bad, and describing that scenario.

Don't worry about it; if worse comes to least we'll just start over.

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At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"

Least Liked Post

This is the least liked post on Urban dictionary.

"oh look, the least liked post. That guy's gay."

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at least i had a go

to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.

There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''

wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go

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