mound mangler

Term used to describe a person with extremely messed up teeth, such as sharp and broken teeth or teeth that point in all directions. Usually refers to a male with a reputation for liking to perform cunilingus or a lesbian.

Guy #1 : So I was going down on her last night -

Guy #2 : Wait. You went down on her? With that mound mangler? Is she ok?

Guy #1 : Fuck you, my teeth aren't that bad. Anyway, I was going down on her, right?

Guy #2 : Right. Continue.

1👍 3👎

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

3👍 23👎

Shrimp Mangler

Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.

Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!

music mangler

A person who thinks they can play an instrument or sing, but proceeds to mangle/destroy the piece/song attempted.

The band singer is a music mangler.

The Mangler

When the penetrating sex partner crosses index finger and middle finger as one pair and ring finger and pinky finger as second pair and inserts the pair of fingers into vagina and anus. Bonus if the thumb stimulates the clit simultaneously.

Man Rachel goes wild for the mangler, when I do it she squirts to ceiling.

the mangler

Rolling the pinky finger up to the middle finger on top of each other and using them to stimulate the clitoris

I used the mangler on my wife last night and she loved it!

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler