jota mayor

An energy or vibe that one exudes when they’re feeling like a main character, but make it latino. In other words, buchona or bad bitch behavior.

No se que ponerme pal baile, pienso que me voy a poner unas pantalones buchonas con mi tejana y mis botas, con un cintó bien chingon

Ayyy si, que jota mayor vibes

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mayor herrington

a crook who has run memphis down to the ground!!! he has also been under several investagations from the FBI. he is the reason why memphis always has one of the highest crime rates in the u.s.a.

the last election mayor herrington won his campaning slogan was " shakein dem haters off"

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Mayor McShiv

This is the person who you would meet in Prison, inevitably, if you ever were to screw McDonalds (the Fast Foods-restaurant chain) badly enough to get your self locked-up for your prosecutable crime against Them.

(F.Y.I., Mayor McShiv is most deadly when he teams with his own Partner In Crime, **The Ass|Burglar.**

if you see these two together ... well, you had better run away, as fast as you can, ´less you want to wind up a Bloody, Cummy, Holey, Traumatized Mess.)

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actually, "Mayor McShiv" was introduced to The World, for the first time, as a part of the punch|line of one of Conan o'Brien's hilarious Monologue Jokes, on a May 11, 2006 taping of 'Late Night with Conan o'Brien'; whereäs with The Ass|Burglar, it would appear as if _he_ has been around, for millennia -- suffice It to say, The Ass|Burglar definitely is _not_ exclusive to the McDonalds' brand.

:-(

anyway, "McShiv" is a play on the word "McCheese," as in 'Mayor McCheese,' who himself was an actual part of The McDonalds' "Family," up until some point-of-time in the 1970s; if you'd like to get some background on this **Mayor McCheese** fella, you get It from Wikipedia.

The Actual Joke in which The World was Introduced to **Mayor McShiv**:

Conan o'Brien -- "This week, true story, a man in Chicago was sent to prison for five years for embezzeling $600,000 from McDonalds. Friends say while in prison he should watch out for Mayor McShiv and the Ass Burglar."

Conan o'Brien's Audience -- "(gasps in horror at the thought of Gay Prison Sex)"

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the lord mayor

A park out the front of the desired location. In reference to the good parking spot the lord mayor recieves at city hall.

Hell yes, i scored the lord mayor.

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Gooos Mayor

When you jack off and then keep your cum in a jar, and then sell it on eBay.

I told Stacys parents I was a professional software engineer when really I make all my money being a Gooos Mayor!

Mayor of Andorra

A professional footballer from Portugal. He is also known for discovering new countries and statpading against the mighty countries Like Andorra and Faroe Islands. Some sources says he's also a Geography teacher.

The bromance between Mayor of Andorra and Penalties is Goated

ophy mayor

popular british television star from the 80's. After a brief stint on the american television series "Who's the Boss?", was blacklisted from hollywood for reportedly hitting Tony Danza. Afterwards, traveled across europe and asia, founding his new religion, Bokonism, after reading Kurt Vonnegut novels. Now retired, lives in a quiet residence in Maryland.

Kelly: "Hey, i thought i saw ophy mayor down on the mall in DC?"
Jessica: "yeah, i heard he visits the museums with his family."
crazy bag lady: "you giiiirls want a caaaaaat?!"
*both jessica and kelly flee*