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shit merchant

Another Irish phrase for a bullshiter

Jack your some shit merchant

by Viper April 24, 2005

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weed merchant

someone who sells or grow cannibis, or some who happens to smoke an awful lot of it

mate my skunks running out gonna have to go round the weed merchants get some fresh gear

by Apoclamite July 10, 2010


AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player January 30, 2011


Dirty Merchant

A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.

Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."

Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"

Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"

by Ihaspotpaiz November 19, 2015


Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to โ€œpound her flesh.โ€

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021


Tap in merchant

A nickname given to football players who share characteristics such as being effective only inside the six yard box ,who canโ€™t dribble , canโ€™t pass , do at least six step overs before getting dispossessed and then shout at the referee . Popularized by the all time great Portuguese tap-in merchant Cristiano Ronaldo.

A: you watched the game last ? Erling Halland scored again !! I think heโ€™s better than Mbappe

B: heโ€™s good ,,, but heโ€™s just a Tap in merchant.

by Sir Alex . October 11, 2021

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Potions Merchant

Potions merchant: A drug dealer

Beware the potions merchant for he is a wiley one

by Zol Wizard August 8, 2010

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