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literal GODS
the HIGHEST form of being
Jessiga: omg why does karl look so godly
Craig: hes Mexican obviously
Jessiga: omg how did i not notice that he was one of the godly Mexicans
1.someone who is from Mexico
2.What some ignorant ppl call all hispanics cause they think we r all mexican but the hispanic race consists of the ppl from the countries or descedants of the countries of Spain, Puerto Rico,Dominican Republic,Cuba,Belize,El Salvador,Honduras,Guatemala,Costa Rica,Panama,Nicaragua,Colombia,Venezuela,Mexico,Chile,Brazil,Paraguay,Uruguay,Arrgentina,Peru,Ecuador,and Bolivia.
Ex.1)Jose was born in Mexico so he is Mexican
Ex.2)Maria was born in Bolivia so the guy who called her Mexican cause sheis hispanic is ignorant.
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people that is discriminated against due to stereotypes created because of people going to the U.S. ilegally and supposedly "take their job opportunities"
1.
-look at that guy that works cleaning the house!
-Oh he must be mexican
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-look at that woman working as a waitress
-she´s mexican for sure
UGH! stupid stereotypes
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A Mexican man walks into a bar.
Please note that he's the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.
Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...
"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"
Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...
"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"
"When I grew up, I was brown!"
"When I am sick, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the cold, I'm brown!"
"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"
"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"
"When you grew up, you were white!"
"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even green!"
"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"
"When you're in the cold, you turn blue!"
"And when you die, you'll turn purple!"
"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored man!?" Ha ha!"
Pass it on...
(Note that I'm not racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)
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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
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To have a job stolen from you.
Tom: You know that job I was going for?
Suzy: Yeah, why?
Tom: Some fucking mexican took stole it from me because he was willing to get payed 10 cents a day!
Suzy: Nigga, you just got mexicaned!
Tom: God dammit!
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The people who make your life easier because Americans are too lazy to get off their asses and do some hard work. Also the most misunderstood race.
Thank goodness for Mexicans. They do all our hard work 'cause we, as Americans, are too lazy to get off our asses and work. And yet, we call them job stealers even though you barely see a Mexican at a job where all you do is sit at a computer all day like us damn lazy Americans.
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1. Someone who was born in Mexico, has ancestors that were born there, or someone who's parents are from Mexico even if that person wasn't born there.
2. Respectable hard working people, the majority come to the USA to work hard for their families.
3. Not ALL mexicans are ilegal in the USA.
Sam: Look at that guy he's working really hard!
Fred: He must be mexican!
*The second richest person in the world is Carlos Slim Helu and he's Mexican*
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