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A shithole that is full of slutty kids and assholes, the teachers don’t give a fuck about the students and only care about getting their money, the food is overpriced and tastes extremely bland, the only thing the school actually cares about is test scores and if girls have holes in their jeans
I used to go to new prairie middle school, absolute fuck fest if I do say so myself
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New Albany High School. New Albany is basically a refugee sanctuary for parents that are afraid of their children sanity running away from Westerville City Schools. This school is so dead the only exciting thing that happened here was a bomb threat we stayed home for that shit if some typa shit like that happened over at Westerville they would’ve turned a blind eye. No one knows our principals there’s like 10 Assistants why do they need so much I think they have orgys for conferences. Most people don’t even know our principles name. Also that place is big asf. They need to put that bitch in google maps, like IN A 100 feet turn left head ass. Everyone here is so rich niggas be pullin up in corvettes and maseratis, but there’s always that one dude that pulls up in his moms 05’ Toyota corolla. But they are better then the people that come in the bus the buses are packed, bus drivers angry, middle school and high school combined it’s a mess. School lunches aren’t that bad it’s actually kinda good but it doesn’t stop the rich kids from going to Wendy’s or subway. School rating 4/10
New Albany High School is so dead.
The worst fucking school of the state. Who the fuck even loves it there? No one. Everyone is gay. Everyone smokes. You’d be surprised if you didn’t have a teachers hand down your pants already. The school fucking blows and it’s all bullshit. Oh wait I didn’t even mention the technical difficulties during all the fucking assemblies. Shits retarded and I feel retarded for being taught there. God mother fucking damn.
New Oxford High School is gay
**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**
9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably
95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)
Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.
Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee
NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."
Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
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New Philadelphia High School is a small high school where the students can be separated into a few distinct groups:
1. The Wanna-Be Hipsters: These kids like to wear toms and have an unlimited supply of V-Neck T-shirts. They spend most of their time smoking weed or listening to bands that are completely unheard of. They refuse to get up to date with current culture, citing it as "too mainstream".
2. The Jocks/ Popular Kids: These students spend most of their time going to parties and getting absolutely wasted. Almost all of the Jocks have around 5 Underage Consumption charges by the age of 16, and smoke weed.
3. The Band Kids: These are students who decided to participate in the New Philadelphia Marching Quaker Band. Despite being titled as a "band", it is commonly known to function exactly like a cult. Band Kids are forbidden contact with anyone outside of the band. Any student who tries to leave the band is completely and utterly shunned by their fellow bandmates. The band is also riddled with an incredible amount of drama.
4. The Druggies/Stoners: These students spend all their time smoking weed, taking ecstasy, or getting smashed at the apartments of high school dropouts/failures. Many of the guys are complete douchebags and like to show people how legit they are by posting how drunk or high they are on Facebook. These kid's excessively use the word "bro" and it's alternate forms to the point where you want to shove a rusty spoon down your throat.
Stoner on Facebook: "Bruh I smoke fatties, for life bro. I'm so drunk/high right now."
Observer: "God, not another stoner douchebag from New Philadelphia High School blowing up my news feed."
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A high school in central/northern New Jersey that is home to approximately 650 students. The majority of the high school is white with a few minorities somewhere...if you can find them. The kids who go here, for the most part, suck; there are exceptions though. Some of the school are over achievers, some under, some in the middle. It is home to basically every sterotype possible and the students don't let those different from them forget it. On the weekend most students assume the hobbies of getting drunk and/or high, because there is really nothing else to do. The cops love nothing more than catching these kids do it. Chances are you will find that kid you were looking for in town doing something stupid. Dont go here.
New Providence High school Person 1: "Yo bro what are you doing tonight"
New Providence High school Person 2: "I dont know..probably going to the woods to drink than go into town and act stupid.
New Providence High school Person 1: "Same"
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A small town in Michigan's lower thumb region, filled with Pathetic orange colored teenagers, Drug addict Adults, Annoying toddlers and semi cute babies. Infested with teen moms and wannabe gangsters that pride their every day in wanting to seem better than one another, while not realizing they suck at life.
New Haven is its own little world of fuckedupness. Don't look for your fellow plastics here, these bitches don't know how to change out of their pajamas and ugg boots. To be clear, Fashion is a word Never spoken in this town. They cant seem to understand it. As for guys? Well, as said, Wanna be gangsters that are burnouts or athletes with no futures followed by a slight amount of "Country boys" that think they're cool just because they drink beer and have ugly loud trucks. Boneheads.
The only decent people in new haven would be the elderly, and the gays. Which even then, there's a small selection of likable ones. If you MUST go there, beware of who you talk to. It could be the person screwing your husband.
New Haven High School? HA! It doesn't deserve to be exemplified.
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