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Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.
The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.
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Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?
DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
JA: What would you give her out of ten?
DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
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when you skip school or work to have sex
Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.
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A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.
Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.
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like blue balls, but for a female
i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.
Lack of nookie is a condition witch involves numous symptoms for example blue balls, aggravation,
Uncontrollable thoughts and feelings of being horny.
Lack of nookie exampl..
My girlfriend's tight with her pussy I think I'm a die of LACK- OF - NOOKIE.
When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
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