smart one, dumb one

sarcastically making fun of an idiots mistake. designed to make them feel like shit and make you feel like a bigger, better person

craig: damn it, i just drove my car into a tree!
josh: smart one, dumb one..

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One in, one out policy

The sudden need to pass a bowel movement right after eating a meal.

Steve - "The doormen of my guts hold a one in, one out policy"
Jane - "Why are you calling me to say this?"
Steve - "Could you ask the waiter to bring more paper to the lavatory, they're all out."

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one hand one bounce

A rule made to make it easier to field while holding a drink. The rule states that a fielder may catch the ball with one hand after it has bounced once. It is important to note that only the hand and no other part of the body can be used to assist in the catching of the ball.

"one hand one bounce" - fielder

"you used your chest and your hand" -batsman

"one hand one bounce" fielder
"it was a clean take and no interference therefore I'm out" - batsman.

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One by one wheat seed

The one by one wheat seed is a classic Minecraft joke. It is commonly a wheat farm that is only one block. It is commonly used on the first night of Minecraft thus it goes very well with The Green Top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one night but not only do you got the green top, you got the one by one wheat seed."

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One Girl One Plate

Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).

Absolutely disgusting.

(in a college dorm)

"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."

(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)

"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"

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one man one cup

The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely

Dude I just saw one man one cup and i'm bout to puke!

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One shot one kill

The most efficient form of murder with a firearm. One shot one kill means every shot you take is a headshot. Precision shooting. If you spray, you miss and then you die.

Surrounded by an angry mob, AC decided to save ammo by using one shot one kill tactics.

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