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While on a gaming console and someone's headset starts to glitch and renders them unable to be understood. Can also be used for the loud screeching, beeping sound a headset can make.
"Thrust, you're optimus priming again!"
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A reference to your man hood or just another name for your penis.
Yo, girl come suck this optimus prime.
Guy: Hey do you like the Transformers?
Girl: Yeah
Guy: Awesome, cause I've got optimus prime in my pants ready to transform just for you.
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When one uses Aluminum or tin foil as a condom
Baby let me transform into Optimus Prime before we have sex
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A very highly advanced sexual manuever. Starting in laying down doggy style, man on top, you slowly as a team move to crouching doggy style. Once that has been completed in one swift motion she swings her leg around, while insertion is still taking place, into a crabwalk position. This is not for the weak of heart or decepticons.
Hannah: What happend last night?
Brent: You kept asking me to fuck you optimus prime style.
Hannah: Oh. That's why Willie kept saying "autobots roll out!" while I was leaving this morning.
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1) An exclamation when a semi-truck refuses to let you merge onto the highway or some other sort of road douchebaggery.
Did you see that truck totally hog up the merge lane?!! Fuckin' Optimus Prime!
One person screams "autobots, roll out" and the other makes a car shape, then the one with the bigger dick mounts the car and starts singing dubstep.
"Bro, we tried the the Inverted Optimus Prime last night, pretty sure I stuck my exhaust pipe in his fuel hole."
When a "Prime Time Little Cigar" is cleared out of all tobacco and refilled with medical marijuana then smoked with all the bros.
Dude, pass me that Optimus Prime Time so I can (get toasted) medicate.
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