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after age 12, party means a place where people go to get drunk, high, or get laid, depending on the balance of one sex to another. In high school, you are immediately demoted to "loser" status if you don't party every weekend. These may not even be things you want to do, but peer pressure forces you into thinking they're important and necessary to fit in with the other bunch of teenage tools. In other words, you can't be cool unless you go and get fucked up every chance you get. It is sad, considering that is all our current generation cares about, and it's scary to think they will be leading the world at some point. By the way, I never get invited to parties for god knows what reason.
Evan: What up Nick, you hear about Mikes massive party tonight?
Nick: Yeah, sounds like it'll be pretty cool.
Evan: So who you gettin a ride from?
Nick: I wasn't invited.
Evan: Really? That sucks ass dude, well I gotta go I'll catch you later.
Nick: Yeah later.
It's pretty funny how people like Evan care enough to ask if you got invited, yet they don't give two shits when they hear that you weren't. Welcome to high school.
While everybody else is having fun, I'm sitting at my house doing the same 6 things over and over because I have no other options
-play xbox
-watch TV
-stare at the computer
-eat what little food there is at my house
-text my friends without getting replys
-go to sleep early because I'm way too bored
story of my life, and after the weekend is over, I have to listen to everybody talk about how fucking awesome their weekend was in class on monday. Don't you just love being the odd one out?
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An alternate definition of party:
A polite euphemism for a session of sexual activity, usually spoken by prostitutes, call girls, etc.
Hey, you guys wanna party?
These girls are ready for ya if you ever want a party.
Last week, I did 12 parties.
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wild and action filled placew with good music and people
"man that party we had was a total fuck fest!"
"that party they had was pretty weak, they played country!"
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A social gathering, in which people of relatively the same age group(most commonly), get together and participate in derogatory actions such as drinking in excess, use of illegal narcotics, and unprotected sex, usually throughout the night. Consiquences of such profane acts may result in projectile vomitting, admission to the emergency room, potentially parenting a child, the clap, an unbearable rash and a wonderful fucking time.
I snorted copious amounts of unknown powders off of that prostitutes buttcheeks lastnight at that party, despite awaking to a horrible rash on my genitalia, i had a great time
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Having a quick play with yourself in the kitchen at a party
Just popping off to the kitchen mate for a quick Parti Will
Usually a get together of ONE or more people; mind you, it can be a party of one ;)
Yeah, I was totally at a party yesterday .
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Where people get shitfaced with lots of other people, do things they may or may not regret in the morning, and dance awkwardly. Also, there has to be someone named Claire there, or else it's not legit.
Example 1
Person 1: THIS PARTY IS AWESOME!
Claire: Yeah. It's because I'm here.
Example 2
Person 1: This party sucks my grandma's dick
Person 2: Yeah. It's because Claire couldn't make it.
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